Tuesday, January 02, 2007

SPIDEY PECKER !

Behold the Spidey Pecker, in all its old, shriveled glory!

In SPIDERMAN: REIGN, a comic that plays homage (read: ripoff) Frank Miller's classic Batman: Dark Knight Returns, in which we see an aged Peter Parker in a dark future. We also see his old-man-grapes. Of course, this has pissed off the "think about the children folks!!".

Apparently the 2nd printing will not have Pete's pecker.
Your genitals are evil and shameful.
Always remember that.

2 comments:

Mr. Legs said...

Well, at least the world now knows that Peter's little petey is uncircumsised... Now that is evil and shameful! Hang your head low Peter Parker... Turtle necks are out! Crew necks are where its at!

Jim said...

"Turtle necks are out! Crew necks are where its at!"

LOL!!!