BRITISH RAISIN BRAN AD (PUMPKALIEN!)

Looks like the Pumpkinhead mold, with some alterations.

*thanks, Dino!

TIMESPIRITS #6 COMIC, CIRCA 1985

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TUESDAY COSPLAY : LADY SPOCK

I GROK PON FARR.

RANDOM FIND: STAR TREK XMAS LIGHTS

WIFE CRIES AFTER WATCHING RETURN OF THE JEDI

Is this for real? Shrug, enjoy!

MOTU PRINTS

I really like that Skeletor one.

(link)

MILLENIUM FALCON BED

Well what do we have here?
(link)

INSANE MISSION UPDATE 004

3 MORE BOOKS ARRIVED THIS WEEKEND!!!

Books 1-4: My own, previous copies
Book 5: from Richard G.
Books 6-8: from Helen & Bree
Books 9-10: from Homie Bear
Books 11-12: from Mikko
Book 13: from nfpgasmask
Book 14: from Helen & Bree
Book 15: from Dogfish
Book 16: from King
Book 17: from Mandora
Book 18: from Crooky Mike
Book 19: from Crooky Mike

THANKS EVERYONE!!!
More books are still on the way!

TOTAL BOOKS ON SHELF TO DATE: 19
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3 NEW CLASH OF THE TITANS POSTERS

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CUSTOM PREDATOR BIKE

SpaceJase pointed out the lil' bursting Alien on the front wheel cover!
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*thanks Willie, SpaceJase and FiveFingers!

INSANE MISSION UPDATE 003

3 MORE BOOKS ARRIVED YESTERDAY!!!

Books 1-4: My own, previous copies
Book 5: from Richard G.
Books 6-8: from Helen & Bree
Books 9-10: from Homie Bear
Books 11-12: from Mikko
Book 13: from nfpgasmask
Book 14: from Helen & Bree
Book 15: from Dogfish
Book 16: from King

THANKS EVERYONE!!!
More books are still on the way!

TOTAL BOOKS ON SHELF TO DATE: 16
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FETISH FRIDAY: BUFFALOBILLTROOPERS

"It rubs the lotion on its skin."

RESERVOIR TURTLES

DREAMSCAPE: A NEW ALIEN RESURRECTION

Occasionally I'll have an ALIEN Dream that's vivid, kicks ass and makes me sad that I wake up. Often times, these dreams are sequels I'm watching on a movie screen (the better ones are me IN the movie!). The other night I had one where I was watching a different version of ALIEN: RESURRECTION; director's cut, remake, alternate reality, what-have-you. It was very similar to the original version but with about a dozen noteworthy changes. I've been thinking about this dream for over a week now and so, I share with you now those things that were changed, which made ALIEN: RESURRECTION different/better:

10) NO WINONA RYDER
The movie is already improved by 75%.

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9) NO RIPLEY-8
But she was at the beginning where the scientists harvest the queenburster from "the Ripley Clone" specimen. The brain-dead body was then disgarded.

Note: Not having Ripley8 removes the horrid scenes such as "Ripley 1-7 Discover" scene, the basketball scene, and cringing dialogue such as "Fuck?/No, Fork", "Who do I have to fuck to get off this ship", "....here... where the meat is", and more!

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8) MORE EMPHASIS ON DNA EXPERIMENTS
Not just cloning, but also crazy mad scientist shit. This increase emphasis DNA Experimentation plays out later.

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7) PREDATOR CORPSE IN LAB
Similar to the Alien Skull in 'Predator 2', the scientists were doing scientist-stuff on a Predator cadaver. How did they get it? I don't know. It was a mystery and I was fine with that. Not EVERYTHING needs to be explained, ya know?

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6) ALIENS, NOT PUMPKINHEADS

My brain knows better and reverted the Aliens back to look & sound of Cameron/Winston's Alien (ALIENS). Which meant a return to biomechanicals & rounded-back heads, no-flimsy tubes, no-KY Jelly parties, no double-joint legs, and no swimming tails. I hate the Resurrection Alien design. Atleast in my dreams they are correct!

In addition, even the eggs looked like their normal, cool static selves (not animated jelly pods).

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5) THE ACTORS WERE ON THEIR A-GAME
Most of the actors have been pretty good in other roles. Watch this movie with French Dub and its a huge improvement. The physical performances are there (for the most part) - It's the delivery that kills me. Anyway, in my dream the acting was superb.

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4) MORE ACTION SCENES (& COMPETENT MARINES)
Yes! The marines atleast TRIED to fight back and went down in a blaze of glory (no fumbling for escape pods). And the smugglers were running, pooping their pants and escaping from some vicious horrifying Aliens, while losing many of their numbers in doing so! Think more-James Cameron action.

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3) PREGNANT QUEEN
Sadly, my brain decided to keep this. Stupid brain! Stabby! Anyway, the scene was slightly better in that she looked like James Cameron's original Queen sketch. No Queen on back, spread eagle with labor pains.

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2) THE NEWBORN.....
Was the fucking Predalien.

I know, right? (Stupid brain!). Anyway, remember that Predator cadaver above by the scientists doing crazy dna experiments? Well there ya go - the Predalien was the result of DNA splicing. While I do hate the Predalien (you all know this), atleast HERE the Predalien makes some sense as a hybrid; horrible dna experiment gone wrong and an abomination in the eyes of God.

It did look a bit different tho... it was black and biomechanical in look, as if Giger himself had designed and built it. And the dreadlocks were angled back, running back along the non-queen head (not bouncing around like Sideshow Bob). It looked similar to a variation of the above Predalien concept pics and it "worked". An dit didn't procreate by raping pregnant women or any such nonsense. It was just... there.

Note: The removal of the horrible Newborn meant no "Cooing" and "Mama" wimpers, or "bitchtits" as one fan called them (classy!). And that's a mighty good thing.

Oh, and the "Newborn/Predalien" ended with the Aliens sensing the abomination that it is, swarming in on it and tearing it to pieces! Die die die!!!

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1) NO STUPID LITTLE SHIT
While most of the above inherently removed most of the stupid shit, there still remained some dangling dingleberries in the film, like:

* "Beautiful, beautiful butterfly!"
* the Hairy-Armed General pulling pieces of his brain out, staring at it cross-eyed, then collapsing....
* "Who were you expecting? Santa Claus?!!"....
* Chestburster punching through Purvis' chest AND Wren's skull....
* the Auriga's main computer being "Father"....
* ricocheting bullets & grenades....
* the Newborn being sucked out of the window through a tiny hole....
* Ripley ripping out the Alien's [limp] tongue & giving to Call...
* etc etc etc...

All those little craptastic moments were removed! Thank you brain! You will be rewarded with beer!

So there you have it....
My brain's gift to me while I slept: A new Alien:Resurrection.

I am a giant dork.

GIANT SANTA CLAUS ON FIRE

(link)

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: BURGER KING KING & KING RANDOR

MYSTERIOUS SPIRAL BLUE LIGHT OVER NORWAY

A mysterious light display appearing over Norway last night has left thousands of residents in the north of the country baffled. The phenomenon began when what appeared to be a blue light seemed to soar up from behind a mountain. It stopped mid-air, then began to circulate.Within seconds a giant spiral had covered the entire sky. Then a green-blue beam of light shot out from its centre - lasting for ten to twelve minutes before disappearing completely.(article)

There is only one possible, logical explanation:

HEIMDALL, GUARDIAN OF THE RAINBOW BRIDGE TO ASGARD'S ARRIVAL TO MIDGARD.

HAIL THE ALL-FATHER, ODIN!

Here's some AMON AMARTH to celebrate:


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INSANE MISSION UPDATE 002

The 2ND WAVE OF BOOKS ARRIVED YESTERDAY!!!!

Books 1-4: My own, previous copies
Book 5: from Richard G.
Books 6-8: from Helen & Bree
Books 9-10: from Homie Bear
Books 11-12: from Mikko
Book 13: from nfpgasmask

THANKS EVERYONE!!!
More books are still on the way!

TOTAL BOOKS ON SHELF TO DATE: 13
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Or, if you have/find a copy of the ALIENS NOVELIZATION and want to DONATE, please email me!

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CUSTOM ALIEN MIGHTY MUGG

Ha, nice!
*thanks, Victor!

TUESDAY COSPLAY: WOLVERINE

HAPPY IN PARAGUAY

*thanks, Jason!

5 POSTERS THAT ROCK

ZOMBIEIFED STAR WARS POSTERS

I hesitated to even posts these because I'm tired of the zombie stuff, not a fan of zombies in the Star Wars Universe, and the fanmade posters just aren't that appealing to me. But here we are. (link)

Also, please note I arranged them in order of theatrical release, not episodic numbers. 'Phantom Menace' is NOT "Star Wars 1"... STAR WARS is. (er, please not I did not say 'A New Hope').

Man, some major nerd reflux there. Sorry.

INSANE MISSION UPDATE 001

THE FIRST WAVE OF BOOKS HAVE ARRIVED!!!!

Here is a pic of the [first] shelf thus far:

Books 1-4: My own, previous copies
Book 5: from Richard G.
Books 6-8: from Helen & Bree

Thank you all for participating! I will continue to post updated pics and thank-you's as more books arrive! I am putting inside each book a card with the above "Hulk reading Aliens" image with the sender's name written up the right side.

And its never too late to join in on the fun and contribute to my INSANE MISSION! Simply send an amazon.com gift card to jimsmash@gmail.com ($5, 8, 12, 16, etc in increments of 4 - see link for further info).

Or, if you have/find a copy of the ALIENS NOVELIZATION and want to DONATE, please email me!

TOTAL BOOKS ON SHELF TO DATE: 8
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