I saw CLERKS II the other day for the first time. It wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be. Not as good as the first, obviously, but fun watching the characters interact with one another again. Here is a scene with Elias (employee), "Hobbit Lover" (customer) and Randal (employee):
Elias: [mumbling] "One ring to rule them all."
Hobbit Lover: ".......One ring to find them....."
Randal: Oh, Jesus....
Elias: [pulls a Ring necklace out of his shirt] "One Ring to bring them all."
Hobbit Lover: [pulls a Ring out of his pocket, in a dramatic voice] "And in the darkness, bind them!"
Elias: How many times?
Hobbit Lover: Well, three for Fellowship, two for Towers, four for Return.
Elias: Five for Return!
Hobbit Lover: Dude!!!
Randal: All right look, there's only one return, okay, and it ain't "of the King," it's "OF THE JEDI."
Hobbit Lover: Oh - "Star Wars geek".
Randal: Oh, I'm the geek? Look at you two whipping out your preciouses.
Elias: You'll have to excuse him, he's not "down" with the trilogy.
Randal: Oh, what the fuck happened to this world?! There's only one trilogy you fucking morons!!!