Saturday, July 14, 2007

AARRRRGGGGHHHHH ! ! ! !

OH DEAR FUCKING GOD!
You know those annoying, horrible horrible Direct TV ads where they recreate classic scenes from your favorite movies, but twist them into blasphemous poop selling Direct TV? The Back to the Future one was the worst.... until now. Sigourney Weaver is now starring in the ALIENS version of a Direct TV commercial. I truly cannot express my feelings right now. I can say that I no longer like Sigourney Weaver.... She's sold out my favorite movie for a cheap buck.... and to help line the pockets of the Direct TV people. SELL OUT!!! I'm a mess....I may not return to JimSmash.... there's just.... just no reason to go on anymore...... It's been fun everyone, but now the Darkness embraces.....

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

yes... i can feel your anger...
your journey to the dark side will soon be complete!
{insert evil cackle}
*que lightning hands*
etc. ect. ...

Anonymous said...

no JIM!,..there is still good in you,..I can feel the conflict inside you now. Resist it!

Andrew Glazebrook said...

I'd be quite happy to volunteer to take Miss Weaver over my knee and spank her behind for this crime !

Five Fingers said...

Jim,

Perhaps this link will cheer you a bit. I don't like you when you're angry.

http://www.neatorama.com/2007/07/18/painted-peanuts/

or this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gDl4UTxioQ&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eneatorama%2Ecom%2Findex%2Ephp

FF