You may have heard this already.... This past thursday, the British Broadcasting Corp reported that airport security detained James Hetfield at London's Luton Airport. No, it wasn't because of Metallica's last shitty album, "St Anger". No, it was because of his "Taliban-like beard." Tha't's right, they detained him because of his beard. I feel safe knowing the "War on Terror" is being run by such competent folk. Personally, they would have had my support if the detainment WAS for St. Anger. Abyssmal.