GIRLS & WHAT?!

Just when I thought I'd seen or heard it all.... something comes along and totally freaks my shit. I was flipping through the latest PREVIEWS catalog (comics and such) and in the magazine section I see solicitations for a "new" magazine called "GIRLS & CORPSES". Whoa, WTF?! Turns out this is a "comedy magazine"... here's what the main mag dude has to say:

GIRLS AND CORPSES -- "the world's first comedy magazine about death."

You know you've been thinking about it... dreaming about it... well now, here it finally is!

Why Girls and Corpses, you ask? Well, if you're like me, you like two things, beautiful girls and rotting corpses. So, I thought, why not bring these two great tastes together in one magazine?

Girls & Corpses is sort of like Maxim Magazine meets Dawn Of The Dead. There are pictures in each issue of beautiful, scantily clad young beauties posing with hideous, decaying, festering corpses. Also, we have interviews, comic book art, music and movie reviews and other mayhem. What could be better?

If you are looking at this site, I figure you're either a horror hound, bored porn surfer or wanna-be necrophiliac. It's not for me to judge. Personally, I prefer smooth living flesh to the crunchy variety. Then again, maybe you're bored with the billions of mindless fetish sites and want something a little "different." Well, you've come to the right crypt.

We hope to someday make "Girls & Corpses" sound as natural as "soup and sandwich."

And remember our motto, "So many corpses... so little time."

RIP,
Robert Steven Rhine
Founder / Publisher / Deaditor-in-Chief and Future Corpse
Girls and Corpses Magazine

So there you have it! Just when you think you've seen it all..... I'm not one to judge (right?), but this is some fucked up sick shit! haha, ugh.

Girls & Corpses Website
(they sell a calendar)