VILLAIN OF THE DAY: LORD OF DARKNESS

Today's "Villain of the Day" is

THE LORD OF DARKNESS
(from Legend)

"What is Light....without DARK?"

Played brilliantly by Tim Curry (Great voice!!!), The Lord of Darkness is a really big evil red dude with really big evil horns! Which makes sense since he's the Son of Satan. He sends his goblin minions to kill the pure Unicorns and capture their horns. One of the 2 Unicorn dies when the goblins cut off its horn, plunging the world into a wintery darkness. Now, if Darkness kills the other Unicorn, then the world will be plunged into ETERNAL Darkness (that's even worse!). Unfortunately for The Lord of Darkness, there is a hero running about. "Every wolf suffers fleas. 'Tis easy enough to scratch!" Not so, buddy...this hero is Tom Cruise! His Xenu is more powerful than your Devil Dad!---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Legend-Era Tim Curry would have made an excellent Mr. Sinister in an X-Men movie. But Alas....