Click here to watch the commercial for "The Oozinator" super soaker squirt gun!! I seriously sat here for about 8 minutes going over the many many colorful, demented, sick comments worthy of this brilliant spot. In the end, I just can't choose. I'm frozen by too many choices. So I leave it up to you, my fellow JimSmashers. Bring on the hilarity!
(Mr Legs, I'm looking in your direction...)