Tuesday, May 02, 2006

VILLAINS OF THE DAY: THE SKEKSIS !

Today's "Villains of the Day" are THE SKEKSIS!
(by guest writer Mr. Legs!)

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"Behold! The power of the Dark Crystal!"

This would be the last thing you heard before the final, trickling drop of your vital essence was drained from your withering body, mind, and spirit. The savage culprits behind this sadistic and self-serving act would be none other than the Skeksis.
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The Chamberlain always reminded me of a cantankerous, bald, old woman with a syrupy demeanor walking down the aisle at our local Methodist church giving poisonous smiles of judgment to everyone she glided past.
(Yes, I cast everyone in this film as I was bored in church!)

Click here to read the rest, it's delicious!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cool! Very informative, Mr Legs! I haven't seen the film in ages, but remember it blowing me away. I'm going to rent it this week! Thanks!

Mr. Legs said...

You're welcome Doctor.

Anonymous said...

hey jimbo, there's a full-size skeksis at the Puppetry Arts museum in Atlanta. when i turned the corner and saw it i nearly peed my skirt! it's awesome! on a weird side note, the grumpy old dude puppet from Labyrinth (foggle?!) is at, of all places, the Unclaimed Baggage Center's "museum" in Scottsboro, AL. bizarro. i guess no one claimed it.

Mr. Legs said...

"That's Hoggle!" -actual line from the film. 2nd favorite movie of all time. :)

Jim said...

Otter, that's awesome! Go steal em for me! Jimmy wantie!

Nice one, Mr Legs!!
:)

Mr. Legs said...

Brian Henson did the voice of Hoggle ya know... When he was but a young lad in his 20's.