METAL MONTH !

This month on VH1 is

"METAL MONTH!!!"

Finally, a reason to watch television.
So turn on your dials and raise the horns!!

I think Ozzy said it best with, "Every year I hear, Metal is dying. It's been dying since fucking 1978!"

or, "I push this one button and the shower goes on and I think, where the fuck am I?"

Both are equally poignant.