"I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly... "
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy is a hugely underrated comedy. The first time I saw it I didn't really like it. However, I've seen it several times since and each time I see it, it gets funnier and funnier. Steve Carell's character is priceless. So I recommend giving it not 1, but 2 more chances! Hilarious stuff.
Ron Burgundy: What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.