Friday, September 29, 2006
HENCHMEN OF THE MONARCH ! ! !
Self Soundtrack:
Mammal vs Insect Debate:
Yard Sale Super Fight:
Season 1 available on dvd NOW ! ! !
JESUS IMAGE FOUND
here's a holy image!
Beat that "Jesus On Toast"!!
* click on image to see Jesus *
BATMAN BEYOND SEASON 2
Batman Beyond Season 2
will be available on dvd Oct 24th!
That is all.
(seriously, tho, pick it and season 1 up. It's a cool show... damn, I didn't put it on my Top Cartoon list the other day. Don't tell no one.)
TONY STARK IS WHO ? ! ! !
JIMSMASH MERRI-GO-ROUND O' MEMORIES
(plus I'm a total List Junkie, if you haven't noticed)
TOP 10 SCI FI MOVIES
AVP2: SURVIVAL OF THE SHITTIEST
CREATIONISM MUSEUM COMETHS
HOW TO WATCH ALIENS DVD
BOBA BLUES
CARTOON BABES
STAR TREK MOTION PICTURE
LE ALIEN QUATRE REVISITE
STAR WARS: THINGS HEREBY BANNED
CHARNOK ARRIVES!
TERMINATE PIRACY
AWESOME CREATURES
RAD SPACESHIPS
MADONNA JIM SMASH
THE FIRST LADY EXPOSE
EVIL TWINS: KNIGHT RIDER
ZILLA SPOTLIGHT: SMOG MONSTER
80s SPOTLIGHT: HAWK IN 25th CENTURY
DESERTED ISLAND: TOP 10 MOVIES
VILLAINS OF THE DAY
THANK YOU JIMSMASHERS!
Hopefully YEAR TWO will be even DORKIER!!!
...you can relive all the other greats here:
JIMSMASH ARCHIVES
*I left out posts that were basically links to other things cause this post is all about JimSmash, not about all the other crap out there!
Hmph!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JIMSMASH ! ! !
Woo Hoo!!Wow, I can't believe it's already been a year!
1470 posts and 23781 hits!
To mark the celebration,
I'm posting the REAL Chewbacca pitching.
(First post, a year ago, here.)
I still think an All-Wookiee League would rock.
Thanks to everyone who visits JimSmash!
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Thursday, September 28, 2006
AUBURN 5-0
That last drive had me nervous!!
What's with Auburn bringing it down to the last freaking seconds this season!
Anyway, WAR DAMN EAGLE!
AU VS USC (GAMECOCKS)
*thanks ...j... for the super sweet pic! WAR EAGLE!!!!
PREDATOR 3
Its also been reported that AVP2 is going to be more like ALIENS than AVP1. But seeing how AVP was like a worm-infested shit log, that could mean AVP2 will just be plain diarrhea; a step up, but still. I only ask they stop making blasphemous ALIEN movies.
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
THE MONARCH & HENCHMAN
Great job to the dudes in the pic - well done.
MR LEGS HAS MOVED
SUPA'FREAK SCREECH
Click here to order!
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*thanks, Ali!
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
TOP 10 BEST SEQUELS
* ALIENS
* Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
* Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
* Godfather II
* Toy Story II
* Hellbound: Hellraiser II
* Road Warrior (Mad Max II)
* Terminator II: Director's Cut
* Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers: Extended Edition
* Austin Powers II (excluding any scene with Heather Graham)
HATING THE GAP ADS
Dear Gap,I've been meaning to write you a letter for about a week now, but I had to work on controlling my inner rage monkey (like the ones at the beginning of 28 Days Later) so I didn't damage my keyboard.
I think I'm ready now, though, so here goes: I loathe your new ''The Skinny Black Pant''' ad campaign (click here to see it), the one where you marry the image of Audrey Hepburn getting jiggy in Funny Face to AC/DC's ''Back in Black,'' and turn her into an unwitting pitchwoman for your product. The woman is dead. She did not ask to have her jaunty moment of movie self-expression turned into an idiotic call to pair a white sock with a black trouser (even if her son approved the message). And no, I am not bitter just because I'm allergic to sit-ups, and therefore not an ideal candidate for a look that's best displayed over the most slender of physiques. The ubiquity of your campaign -- on TV, on billboards, on subways and in magazines -- only serves to fuel my fury. There are few things more gag-inducing than having a trend stuffed down your throat (no, actually, not everyone in khakis, okay?!). And worst of all, you've managed to make me despise Audrey Hepburn a little bit, and for that reason, I hate you.
Going back to baggy,
Michael Slezak
(source)
CONAN GUIDE
Here comes CONAN: THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO THE WORLD'S MOST SAVAGE BARBARIAN, written by Conan Guru ROY THOMAS!!
The book includes artwork by Mark Schultz, Gary Gianni, Gregory Manches, John Buscema, Barry Smith, and others. It even features artwork from the greatest Conan artist of all, Frank Frazetta. It also features character profiles, maps, art from original paperbacks, comic books, video games and more.
Stan Lee says, "No one has done more to popularize Robert E. Howard's Conan the Barbarian than Roy Thomas, whose thrilling stories and brilliant editing propelled the world's favorite barbarian to the list of Marvel Comics' best-sellers for more than a decade. And now Roy has brought his knowledge and skills to bear in this ultimate guide, a fan's dream come true."
So buy the book, or be slain by sword and savagery!
FAVORITE TV CARTOONS
MY FAVORITE TV CARTOON SHOWS:
Looney Tunes
Flintstones
Dungeons & Dragons
Transformers
Voltron (Lions)
Simpsons
Futurama
The Tick
Batman: The Animated Series
Family Guy
Star Wars: Clone Wars
Venture Bros (my personal favorite TV show right now)
EYELIDS OF POWER
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*thanks, M!
DRAGONS SERIES 4
From left-to-right:
Berserker, Eternal, Fire, Sorcerers, Water & Komodo.
I really dig the Water and Komodo dragons.
More pics here.
TREX RAWKS ! ! !
Muh.
Gawd.
I came home last night after a long 12 hr day (the first of 7 this week) and guess what surprise was at the apartment waiting for me? GUITAR HERO, baby, courtesy of TRex!!! I was up pretty late rocking out and shredding the plastic axe! haha! I have the best wife EVER!!!!
Monday, September 25, 2006
MONTY PYTHON DARTH VADER
of the Force, Darth Vader takes his first
official position on the forest moon of Endor;
Guard Duty."
COVER OF THE MONTH: CRACKED
It cracks me up.*
I was always a MAD reader, tho.
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*No pun intended.
LUCAS WANTS YOUR MONEY
The other figures in Wave 1 are Mace Windu, Go-Go Gadget R2, Obi-Wan and Mustafar Lava Miner. Hmmm, 30th year yet all the figures are from Episode III which is just over a year old. Nah, I don't think so... if you're marketing and selling a line of figures celebratings its 30th year, then have the line be the ORIGINAL movie characters. Bah! Anyway, here's the packaging of new toys I will not be buying.
AU COOKIES
Gimmie a group "Waaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Eagle! HEY!!"
HARRY POTTER 5 PICS ! !
FUTURE PRIME
BACK FROM WEDDING
Back from the Wedding!
Here's a synopsis/highlight list of the weekend:
* Awesome wedding in Kansas! (please hold all Oz jokes, thanks)
* War Eagle!!! - Groom & Fam are Auburn Tigers! Crazy!!!
* AU beats Buffalo (shocking) - and Alabama gets beat by Arkansas! Eat it, Bama.
* Sonic Drive Thru at 12:30am - I wish Sonic was in LA.
* Cracker Barrel - Biscuits & Gravy and a Pecan Log to go! haha
* David Hasslehoff - at the airport
* Safe landing in LAX, sleep rest of day (and hangover) off.
Friday, September 22, 2006
OUT FRIDAY
TO ATTEND A WEDDING.Click here to see a scary Star Wars Wedding.
Check out that Groom's "Vader Tux"!!
ADULT SWIM IS AN AUBURN TIGER
Awww, Yeh!!!
Anyone watch ADULT SWIM tonight?
You know their in-between-promo things they do....
White text on black screen...
Well tonight they had one that gave props to the ole AUBURN TIGERS of Auburn University!! That's right, in HUGE White Letters was "WAR DAMN EAGLE!!!"
Awesome.
Thursday, September 21, 2006
STAR WARS: THE UNKNOWN DISCOVERY
Run Time: 13min
TURKISH STAR WARS 2
Click here to watch the trailer!
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Previous JimSmash posts about Turkish Star Wars:
Turkish Star Wars
Villain of the Day
Poster
Turkish Star Trek
THE OFFICE SEASON 3
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Clarification: I pushed the original British version the other day and some took it as bashing the American version. Sorry, I tend to type in stream-of-consciousness quickness and hit "post". I love both shows and by season 2, the American version became its own organism. You can watch and enjoy both. Don't worry, you're not betraying the characters! haha. The British version feels more real and documentary than the U.S. and definitely has a higher level of uncomfortable hilarity. Plus, series (both) creator RICKY GERVAIS is fucking brilliantly funny as manager David Brent. His performance alone is worth watching. So watch both!!! Twice the funny!
RETURN OF THE WOO
That's right! After a month-long hiatus, WOOSPACE is back, baby!
Click here and bookmark for daily Woo!
SPACEBALLS CARTOON
I can't wait for the THREE'S COMPANY cartoon!
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
SUPERMAN II - DIRECTOR'S CUT
"Huh?" you say? Well...
Donner had already shot most of the Superman II footage during Superman: The Movie. But as production on the sequel continued, creative differences between the director and the film’s producers became irreconcilable and Donner left the project. Although Richard Lester was hired to finish production, he chose to make major changes to the film, leaving only vestiges of Donner’s original vision and concepts in the version of Superman II that was ultimately released to theaters. Adding back a substantial amount of that unused footage, the director has seen his original vision restored and brought to fruition. Most notably, the “Donner cut” restores the Marlon Brando role, filmed for, but not included in the final theatrical release version of Superman II. The legendary Brando’s performance as Jor-El has finally been restored in key scenes that amplify Superman lore and deepen the profound relationship between father and son. There are also many other changes, large and small.I can't wait!! OH CRAP!!! I just realized I'm going to be out of the Country then! CRAP! Guess I have to cancel my vacation.....
WHITE AND NERDY
except for the "being smart & good with math" part...
and that's actually the comic store I go to.
*sigh*
5 MOVIES EVERYONE LOVES BUT I HATE
* A History of Violence
* Shrek 2
* American Beauty
* The Mummy/Mummy Returns
* Titanic
WHAT ARE YOURS?!!
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* Star Wars, Alien, Aliens & Dark Crystal are not allowed on any list associated with this post. ;P
TASTY FAGGOTS !
The Doody family from Wolverhampton has been crowned The Faggot Family in a national competition, and to kick off their reign they will launch National Faggot Week
The family, including Lewis, 13, and Grace, 7, eat faggots twice a week, with mashed potato and mushy peas. "The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year."
(article)
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* thanks, Mr. Legs!
** this is probably only funny for immature Americans.
THE HOBBIT SANS PETER JACKSON ?
I posted before that they are moving forward with the Hobbit movie.
Peter Jackson regarding The Hobbit:
"I was reading that this morning on the net. It's a rather strange thing to wake to. I'm up for it, but somebody should phone me because I'm getting a bit booked out at the moment!"Making The Hobbit without Peter Jackson would be like making Star Wars without Lucas.... oh wait, lemmie think of a better analogy.... you get my point.
"Everybody asks me about THE HOBBIT," Jackson continued, "you know? But the reality is I've never had a conversation with anybody about it. Not one person has ever made a phone call to me. I don't know. The irony is that we're acquiring our own projects now and we're buying the rights to books. The reality is, to be quite honest with you, we're getting ourselves now nice and busy, in a good way, for the next 4 years. So, people have not (spoken to us) about THE HOBBIT and it's making it more and more impossible for us to be involved."
"Obviously, I'm interested in THE HOBBIT, but right now we have no emotional investment in it. For the last few years, we have put our hearts into other projects. It would seem strange to have somebody else do it, although some part of me would be interested in going to see somebody else's HOBBIT, be able to buy my popcorn and go and sit and watch the film."
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
GUITAR HERO
I highly recommend buying it!
RAWK!!!!!!
TOP 11 SCI-FI TV SHOWS
my Top 11 Favorite Sci-Fi TV Shows:
* Twilight Zone
* Star Trek
* Battlestar Galactica ('70s)
* Planet of the Apes
* V
* Star Trek: Next Generation
* Quantum Leap
* Alien Nation
* Farscape
* Firefly
* Battlestar Galactica (2000+)
What are yours?!!
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Note: I have not seen V since I was 9yrs old.
WTF? - PEE & POO
WHAT THE FUCK?!!!!
Monday, September 18, 2006
ALIENS - AS IN PLURAL, DAMNIT ! ! !
"Have you seen ALIEN 2?"
Grrrrrrr, it's ALIENS!!!! Sheesh!!
Seriously, I know its insane, but that really bugs me.
*sigh*
And no, I did NOT go over and correct the person. I'm not THAT bad. I did, however, instant message Melchy to bitch. Hahaha!
THE OFFICE
THE OFFICE with Steve Carell REFUSE to watch the ORIGINAL British version? I enjoy the American version, too, but the British version is leagues funnier!! Come on, people!! There's room for both! Its made by the SAME people, for crying out loud, so its similar in humor... just way funnier... so the "well, I don't like British humor" doesn't apply here.
Ok, everyone who hasn't seen it, I am ordering you to rent/buy the British version this week and watch it. Why deny yourself one of the funniest TV shows EVER?!!!
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Note: The American version's 1st episode was a recreation of the British version's 1st episode. After that, the two shows are different.... yet similar. heh.
WATCH IT!!!!
AUBURN BEATS LSU
Saturday the AUBURN TIGERS defeated LSU in their 3rd Season game!! It was a good, tough game and I thought I was going to puke during the last, final drive by LSU. Holy crap, that was too close for comfort! But in the end, we won!!! GO TIGERS!!
Oh, and I want to pummel kicker John Vaughn... last year against LSU, he missed a total of FIVE fucking field goal attempts, which cost us the game. First field goal attempt this game: Miss. Why is that punk still on the team, man? Jeez!!!!
Anyway, good job Tigers! Let's go all the way!!
WAR EAGLE!!!
Saturday, September 16, 2006
JIMSMASH CASTING COUCH: COBRA COMMANDER
Quasi-Casting Couch:
* Obi-Wan Kenobi - Age 45
Friday, September 15, 2006
" SHUT UP AND DRIVE, DICKHEAD ! ! ! "
Thank the Gods!!!
Of course, its probably not going to change anything. People will still do it and pay the fines IF its even enforced....