You can now own your own red BATPHONE, ala Adam West & Commissioner Gordon from the 60s TV Show! It has 3 different ringer types; standard ring, buzzing or no ringing with flashing!!!
You can buy one HERE for $112.
Of course, you'll have to build a proper case for it, like the show... and pick up one of those super neat Shakespeare bust DC put out several years ago - you flip its head back to reveal a switch that you can hook up to anything to actually use!! Like say a rotating bookcase that leads to another room, or fireman poles down into the basement.
Highly dorky, yes. But awesomely funtastic, nonetheless!