RAMBO IV: FIRST BLOOD PT WHY?

I've been slowly preparing (warning) everyone over the past year for this news to arrive and be confirmed: Sylvester Stallone has indeed attached himself to replay the lead role of John Rambo in the upcoming installment RAMBO IV: IN THE SERPENT'S EYE.

The next chapter finds Rambo recruited by a group of Christian human rights missionaries to protect them against pirates, during a humanitarian aid deliver to the persecuted Karen people of Burma. After some of the missionaries are taken prisoner by sadistic Burmese soldiers, Rambo gets a second impossible job: to get people to watch this embarrassing train wreck...oh, and to assemble a team of mercenaries to rescue the surviving relief workers. Yeesh!

Wow, so basically it's Team Rambo Saves Christian Missionaries.