Thursday, October 12, 2006

3 DOUCHEBAGS OF THE DAY

Today we have 3 DOUCHEBAGS OF THE DAY!
In no particular order:

*GOOGLE. I normally luv ya, Google, but..... The day after Google buys YouTube, all full Venture Bros clips are removed for "infringement". Coincidence? When will they learn that places like YouTube are actually huge areas of free advertising? Several times I'll watch clips on YouTube and then run out and buy the dvds. Shmucks.

*FIRST LOOK STUDIOS. They has acquired the film rights to make a THREE STOOGES movie. Jesus Christ, that's fucking Blasphemy!!! :) This is complete bullshit... unless they resurrect the original Stooges. Which leads us to the third Douchebag.....

*THEY. It's always THEY. They ruin everything! They are planning to make BRUCE LEE movies but with a CG Bruce. That's right, they are going to put a CG Bruce Lee head on other actors. At some point, respect for the dead went out the window. The Apocalypse is upon us... "and the dead shall rise and walk again."

4 comments:

Penguin Trauma said...

I'm sure they did that with Brandon Lee in "The Crow" when he died on set, they just CGI-ed him onto what was left of the movie.

Same with Oliver Reed on Gladiator.

Do agree, tis a bit ghoulish.....

Anonymous said...

A CG Bruce?

I need to stop reading this blog. It's ruining my life.

Andrew Glazebrook said...

If you do a CG Bruce Lee then you make it a caricature,and make the film obviously CG,no way should they try and pass it off as a real movie. They do a homage to him in a cartoony and stylised way.

Jim said...

I agree, Andrew.