VILLAIN OF THE DAY: THE DEVIL

Today's "Villain of the Day" is THE DEVIL!
(as portrayed in Time Bandits as "Evil")

"When I have the map, I will be free, and the world will be different, because I have understanding. Understanding of Digital watches. And soon I will have understanding of videocassette recorders and car telephones. And when I have understanding of them, I shall have understanding of computers. And when I have understanding of computers, I shall be the Supreme Being! LookGod isn't interested in technology. He knows nothing of the potential of the microchip or the silicon revolution. How he spends his time: forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!"

"And Slugs! He created slugs! They can't hear, they can't speak, they can't operate machinery. If I were creating the world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would've started with lasers, eight o'clock, day one."