VILLAIN OF THE DAY: EVIL ASH

Today, on a very special, "Villain of the Day".

EVIL ASH
(by guest writer, Dylan!)

"I've got a bone to pick with you."

He may not be the biggest or baddest villain around, but Evil Ash has got more charisma than any ten villains out there.

A shotgun to the face?
--->"You're going down!"
Dismembered by a chainsaw?
--->"You're pissing me off, you ugly son of a bitch!"
Skin burned off?
--->"I...live...again."

"Who rules?!"
Evil Ash, that's who.

A protégé of "The Evil in the Woods", he grew from a mini-mirror Ash to full blow doppleganger in record time. Even got in a happy dance and punch or two on that goody little two-shoes original, before eating a load of buckshot. A born leader, he "shall command every worm-infested son-of-a-bitch that ever died in battle!" And let me tell ya, that ain't no little thing. It's an army folks; an army of darkness. With a hearty "Sally forth," he unleashes its fury upon the world of the living.
On a side note, Evil Ash is rumored to be quite the ladies man, reportedly "Getting some suger" from at least one peasent girl, who was quoted as saying, "I may be bad, but I feel good."

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*In Texas, there is an actual S-Mart store, where you can ask for the "Army of Darkness" tour which is a tour of the store, including Ash's specialty, housewares