Thursday, June 15, 2006

SCIENTOLOGY - ANOTHER ANNOYING RELIGION

Scientologists are fucking crazy.
Jenna Elfman is a douche.

Read about it here.

Remember the good ole days when the crazy religious people yelling in your face were just the Christians?





14 comments:

Jen said...

I was going to post
this exact thing!!
You beat me to it
Damn you JIMSMASH!!!

=)

Scarlet said...

hahahaha... freakin' loons! Hand over all there money and get to hold bread rolls on their forehead & cheese slices between their toes while getting an anal probe. (or is that the Masons?)



Gee, a religion about an alien race and achieving a "cleansed" state, only a science fiction writer could come up with...oh wait one did!

Mr. Legs said...

I find this t-shirt offensive and prepubescent.

Don't get me wrong...I'm no Scientologist...just a run of the mill QUEER HOMO POOFTER FRIEND OF DOROTHY ANNE RICE READING BOB FOSSE LOVING FIGURE SKATER WATCHING UPHILL GARDENING RUSTY TROMBONE BLOWING DIRTY SANCHEZ WEARING TIP TOEING THROUGH TULIPS TRIPLE TIME STEP STEPPING FLAMING FLAMER OF A SON OF A FRUIT LOOP.

Ah...there. I'm stepping off my jewel encrusted pink soap box now.
I feel much better...thank you and goodnight.

spaceJASE said...

I agree with mr. legs.

It's worse than calling everything "douchebag". Except not like that at all cuz they're inanimate objects... which proves my point.

Douchebags are NOT GAY.

I rest my case.

Jim said...

Geez, lighten up people.
I'm just the reporter.
Sorry if "douchebag" offends you, SpaceJase.

spaceJASE said...

Nah~ Not at all.
I mean - I don't douche, so, whatever!
It's kind of a funny thing to say too. Kinda rolls off the tongue with the same finesse of the SH in shit. And the hard consenants in BaG really end it well. SAY IT LOUD!

DOUCHEBAG!
w00t!

Jim said...

"DOUCHEBAG! WOOT!"

Now THERE'S a t-shirt waiting to be made! :)

Mr. Legs said...

I'll wear a t-shirt that says Scientology is Douchebag...Very Douchebag. You can even keep the same pictures of Cruise and Travolta.

maker said...

I've seen thier Castle in the Desert, and dared ventured in. The things I saw, and the zombies inside will for ever haunt my mind. BEWARE!!!

...no seriusly I've been to their compound, it's creepy.........

maker said...

OK,..as per request of Mr. legs....just to CLARIFY,..i did some work for those guys about a year ago.........(was not a member)

maker said...

OK,..as per request of Mr. legs....just to CLARIFY,..i did some work for those guys about a year ago.........(was not a member)

Mr. Legs said...

Mr. Legs wants Maker to do a guest spot on JimSmash, telling of his tales at said compound. Especially your opening line to one of the weirdos giving a tour...BRILLIANT!

Make it so Maker and Jim Smash!

Mr. Legs wants!

Dick Small said...

Tom and John would actually make a nice couple. Where can I get this shirt, I'd like to send one to both of them (if they don't already own one)...

dick small said...

Like John Travolta, I look attractive in a headband, leg warmers, and all sweaty also.