Monday, September 21, 2009

TOP 33 ONE-EYED WILLIES - UPDATED

TOP 33 ONE-EYED WILLIES
(Non-Cyclops)Updated: RUPERT
(Dirty Rotten Scoundrels)
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updated: THE GENERAL
(Watership Down)
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updated: DRAGON
(Secret of NIMH)
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updated: MONKEY MAN
(Raiders of the Lost Ark)
*thanks, Tiger!
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updated: NUMBER TWO
(Austin Powers)
*thanks, Tiger!
---updated: JESSE CUSTER
(Preacher)
*thanks, mykill!
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KRAMER
(Seinfeld)
---CHARLTON HESTON
(True Lies)
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DILIOS
(300)
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PROFESSOR MAD-EYE MOODY
(Harry Potter)
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ONE-EYE
(Thriller: They Call Her One-Eye)
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PATCH
(Wolverine)
---VINITAR'S BUDDY
(Wolfhound)
---SIR DIDYMUS
(Labyrinth)
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GENERAL CHANG
(Star Trek VI)
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MARSHALL REUBEN J. 'ROOSTER' COGBURN
(True Grit)
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JACK
(Tales of the Gold Monkey)
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DEATHSTROKE
(DC Comics)
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"PATCH"
(Days of Our Lives)
*special addition for those who know who they are!
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PRELATE SUMMERS
(Age of Apocalypse)
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POPEYE
(The Sailor Man)
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SAUL TIGH
(Battlestar Galactica)
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ELLE DRIVER
aka "Mountain Snake"
(Kill Bill)
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THE TERMINATOR
(When he cut out his organic eye!)
---AUGHRA
(Dark Crystal)
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DAVID BOWIE
(Space)
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BRET McKENZIE
(Flight of the Conchords)
"Wear the eyepatch, Bret. Wear the funky, funky eyepatch."
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SKORZENY
(Werewolf, the TV series)
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SNAKE PLISSKEN
(Escape from New York)
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MAJOR BLUDD
(Cobra)
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ODIN
(Asgard)
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NICK FURY
(S.H.I.E.L.D.)
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ONE-EYED WILLY
(Goonies)
*listed as #1 due to sharing namesake with Post.
Also represents all one-eyed pirates
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WHO ELSE?!
(and don't say your penis - too easy)

*thanks for the assist, Maker!

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kickass!

Bubbashelby said...

Sir Didymus was from Labrynth, not Willow ;) <- (there's a one eye for ya!)

Jim said...

ah yes. sorry, I have Willow on me brain for another post. Thanks for the catch!

Tiger said...

Number Two - "Austin Powers"
Emilio Largo - J.Bond "Thunderball"
Monkey Man - Indiana Jones "Raiders of the Lost Ark"

D. said...

*Alpha Centauri, green hermaphrodite hexapod with one huge eye, Doctor Who character first seen in "The Curse of Peladon"[2]
*Basilisk, large one-eyed mutant in Marvel Comics' New X-Men
*B.O.B. (Bicarbonate Ostylezene Benzoate), gelatinous creature in Monsters vs. Aliens
*Dalek Sec, monster that became a one-eyed Dalek-human hybrid in Doctor Who. Daleks always had a single eye-stalk; when the creature inside was shown, it generally appeared to have only one eye.
*The ghost Pokémon Duskull, Dusclops and Dusknoir
K*erack, alien race resembling large one-eyed prawns in novel Camelot 30K
*Purple People Eater in the 1958 novelty song of the same name
*Zargon, a giant one-eyed monster in the role-playing game Dungeons & Dragons
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I'm so disappointed with myself...

Sweet Monkey Fritters said...

I mentioned Alpha Centauri for the Top Cyclops list. Totally forgot about Sec.

If an eye-patch is the pre-req for this list... from Doctor Who.

Brigade Leader - Inferno.
Captain - The Pirate Planet.

mykill said...

Jesse Custer, from Preacher.

Jim said...

Damnit, I had thought of Number Two (Austin Powers) at one point but then totally forgot about it. Bah!

And I'm upset with myself for forgetting Jesse Custer. Awesome!

Thanks for the other ones, too, everyone!
:)

Anonymous said...

Slick Rick!

Tiger said...

Totally forgot about Kano from Mortal Kombat

Andrew Glazebrook said...

Travis from Blake's 7
Chief Nellie from Flesh Gordon
Scars from The Quick and the Dead
Dragos from Jason of Star Command

Anonymous said...

Sagat from Street Fighter, Clarence Worley from True Romance, Elle Driver (The Nurse) from Kill Bill.

Anonymous said...

Deacon from Waterworld

Richard G. said...

I was going to say Number Two, but Tiger beat me to it.

Oh, and Elle from Kill Bill is already on the list :)

DanO said...

Shane MacGowan of the The Pogues:

http://tinyurl.com/msmaqj

Timewaster said...

What about Charles Dance's character "Benedict" from "Last Action Hero"?

Jim said...

Deacon from Water World was intentionally excluded from the list. ;) hehe

Phil Freeman said...
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Phil Freeman said...

You forgot Callisto of the Morlocks! And Nazi Tom Cruise!

Jim said...

Callisto of the Morlocks (NICE!!)

Nazi Tom Cruise (Intentionally excluded) ;)

Anonymous said...

Ragetti from Pirates of the Caribbean, Typho from Star Wars (new trilogy), Danger Mouse from Danger Mouse, Frank from Donnie Darko, Belini from Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Seamus from Family Guy, Matt Groening from Simpsons 500th episode.

Anonymous said...

Big Boss from Metal Gear.

Sheila D. said...

Bazooka Joe, Danger Mouse

allen etter said...

General Woundwart...YES!

kelly said...

General Woundwort makes me piss my pants!

TROUBA said...

SAMMY DAVIS Jr ^^
http://www.birdlandjazz.com/images/o_blp_3.jpg

and

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51zy2815MpL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

cool list