Chimpanzees in Senegal have been observed making and using wooden spears... to hunt... other primates! The Primate War has begun folks! We all knew it was coming. It's only a matter of time we'll be watching huge Primate battles on National Geographic. And then the eventual Primate raid on villages. Make no mistake, this war will spill into our world soon enough. Me, I'm going to go buy stock in whatever company is making Monkey Armor and Weapons.On-site JimSmash reporter Maker had this to say, "AND SO THE PROPHECY BEGINS!!!! QUICKLY, FREEZE CHARLTON HESTON NOW!!! HE"S OUR ONLY HOPE!!!!" (source)
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