12 HOMER QUOTES

12 OF THE FUNNIEST HOMER SIMPSON QUOTES:

* Operator! Give me the number for 911!

* Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

* Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

* Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

* I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

* Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

* Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

* Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

* Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.

* Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?

* You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.

* Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

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*thanks, Maker!