JESUS GOES STRAIGHT TO YOUR HIPS

Jesus controversy time again! A planned Holy Week exhibition of a nude, anatomically correct sculpture of Jesus has some Catholics, including Cardinal Edward Egan, up in a tizzy. Oh, and its made out of 200 pounds of milk chocolate. The "My Sweet Lord" display was shut down and the gallery's creative director resigned. The Cardinal described it as "a sickening display" while Bill Donohue, head of the watchdog Catholic League, said it was "one of the worst assaults on Christian sensibilities ever." EVER, people. EV-ER. Personally, I think lil chocolate Jesus candies would be a good way to take back Easter from that godless heathen bunny.
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