Hey Douchebags!!! Thanks for spoiling today who dies post-Civil War, the day the fucking issue comes out. It's not even 10am and as I'm reading the news, there it is on MSNBC, CNN, YahooNews, etc. Great! You couldn't have waited, say, a fucking DAY? You know, allow people to go GET the fucking issue first? Thank god Quesada (Editor In Chief) and crew aren't in charge of movies: "The sequel to Star Wars, 'THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK', comes out this friday! Go see it, cause its revealed Darth Vader is really Luke's father!" or "Bruce Willis is already dead and helps a young boy who sees dead people!!" Man, fuck you, Marvel. Thanks alot, Dickheads. I call bullshit and yet another stupid desperate cheap marketing grab for money. Go blow a whale, Marvel. You suck. My money's going somewhere else from now on, assholes. Oh, and I'm not even going to go into WHO they killed and why.
Wait, I still have some fire left on this one...
In regards to characters dying and just coming back, Joe Quesada said "Times are different now. There was period in comics where characters would just die and then be resurrected. And the death had very little meaning and the resurrection had very little meaning." You fucking hyporcite. Off the top of my head, the following characters have come back from the dead under YOUR watch: COLOSSUS, CAPTAIN MAR-VELL and BUCKY, Yes, fucking BUCKY!!! (and FOGGY NELSON - thanks, Frank) God, you make me sick, JoeQ.
(oh, and Ultimate Beast, Thor, All the Asgardians and Hawkeye....)
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