BRING BACK JIM HANKS

Since HOLLYWOOD is currently being run by unimaginitive idiots, focused on remakes, sequels and making a quick buck, I thought I'd help them out with an idea for sequels. Reignite Tom Hanks' delightful brother, JIM HANKS, and cast him in the same roles as his brother (he's much cheaper than Tom's salary!). Here are a few sequels you can put into effect:

* PHILADELPHIA: RESURRECTION
* ROAD TO PERDITION 2: DIE HARDER
* APOLLO'S 14
* SAVING PRIVATE RYAN II: UNIVERSAL SOLDIER PART IV
* FORREST GUMP 2: TWINS (brother & brother on screen together!)
* JOE VS VOLCANO (crossover with Tommy Lee Jones)
* BIG 2: THE NEXT BATCH
* THE DaVINCI CODE II: REMEDIAL IDIOCRACY
* CASTAWAY 2: CHUCK DOWN UNDER: THE AUSTRALIAN ADVENTURE TO SAVE WILSON
* FAMILY TIES: THE MOVIE: UNCLE NED'S RECKONING