Thursday, March 08, 2007

GIJOE MOVIE IS GOING TO SUCK

Producer Lorenzo di Bonaventura had this to say about the upcoming GIJOE movie, "Action Man is the equivalent of G.I. Joe internationally pretty much. It's a different character, but pretty much the same idea and his name is Alex Mann. So we're creating a buddy movie between Duke and Alex. That's what we're doing. All the characters will be there and it'll be really fun..."

Um, what? So the GIJOE movie is really going to be "GIJOE & ACTION MAN" ala "Tango & Cash"? Nothing against the classic T&C, but come on man! He also said they probably will not call it "GIJOE" because it's not very marketable to a Global Audience. What's next? COBRA isn't a terrorist organization but instead just a bunch of Skinheads? Don't even make the goddamn movie, dickheads. Jesus. This shit just pisses me off. PISSES. ME. OFF.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

c'mon Jim,..you don't want to offend anyone....ANYONE.....
next announcement wil be that there will be no Guns in the movie.......

Jim said...

I especially don't want to offend ultra conservatives like you who don't like equal rights and stuff for anyone else besides Southern White Males. Bring it on, man! BRING IT ON!!!

Note: this is a continuation of an escalating "debate" we've been having all day. hehehehe

--Commie Jim
:)

Anonymous said...

wha,..whaoo,..whao.....fella,...who you callin "ultra".........





-you commie, pinko, leftist, tree huggin, Govm't. knows what's best for me,..Uber-Lib......

(* note to viewers,...this is called a sarcastic debate.....)

-but Jim's still a commie.....(hehe)

Five Fingers said...

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