Monday, July 10, 2006


Today's "Villain of the Day" is
(by guest writer Maker!)

"......It also left a man's decapitated body lying on the floor next to his own severed head,.........a head at this time,.. has no name..........."

-Here I am.
-I am the master of your destiny.............
-I am the one the only one.......
-I am the GOD of KINGDOM COME!!!
-Give me the prize!!!!

Who is the Kurgan???
And where doese he come from??? The Kurgans were an ancient people from the steps of Russia. For amusement, they tossed children into pits with hungry dogs to fight for meat. He is one of the few immortals who has moved silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives until the time of the Gathering, when the few who remain will battle to the last for the PRIZE.

An evil psycophant, who cares nothing for the laws of man and their sense of right and wrong ; He will stop at nothing to gain the ultimate prize. Kurgan carries an easily concealabls broad sword,which breaks down into three pieces. It has been known to house two blades hidden in the hilt and is strong enough to cut through steel pipes measuring 4 inches in diameter. Kurgan himself has amassed vasts amount of life energy from fellow immortals slain by his own hands thoughout history. This energy has augumented his own strength and resiliance as to were he has been seen to render stone walls asunder with a single blow, and allowed Kurgan himself to fall from heights of 100 feet, and sustain forceable blows without evidence of harm.

His voice crackles cold and mercilessly due to a near fatal blow by the once great Jaun Sanchez Veralobos Ramirez. Now only saftey pins holds the slit in his throat together. None the less, Kurgan is evil, sadistic, and merciless. And he has his eye on the PRIZE.

With heart, faith and skill..........
In the end.......
There can be only one.

"The Kurgan; he is the strongest of all the immortals. He's the PERFECT warrior. If he wins the prize, mortal men would suffer an eternity of darkness."
-Jaun Sanchez Veralobos Ramirez
(Chief Metalergist to King Charles the Fith of Spain)



Andrew Glazebrook said...

I always remember at the cinema that the join around the top of the Kurgans' ear where they'd applied the make-up was terrible. Who have thought it though from Kurgan to playing Mr Krabs in Spongebob Squarepants ! Not that I dislike Spongebob of course !

woobot said...

Bravo, Maker... nice piece!

woobot said...

Also I wanted to say that I got to speak with Clancy Brown on the set of Carnival, and he was really cool. He has that swagger and cockiness to him in real life, after all these years. A little intimidating, but we talked and he didn't blow me off. So the Kurgan is at the top of my list for JimSmash Villians, above Ming or Darkness...

Jim said...

Andrew....Wait, what? He plays Mr Krabs??? Holy crap!!!

Woo....Wait, what? You met Clancy?!! Holy Crap!!

He's become one of my favorite actors of late. From Highlander to Carnivale to his BRILLIANT Lex Luthor in the Animated Series! I'm looking forward to seeing him the cheezy (but hopefully awesome) Vikings Vs Native Americans flick.

Andrew Glazebrook said...

He was alos great as Seargant Zim in Starship Troopers and in Buckaroo Banzai ! And yeah he does play Mr Krabs,if you get the Spongebob Movie he's on the documentarty talking about playing him !!!