Today's "Villain of the Day" is
KHAN !
KHAN !
"I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her: marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet, buried alive. Buried alive.....Do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold? It is very cold in space. To the last, I will grapple with thee.....From hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee."KHAN SCORECARD:
* Tortures Chekov and Terell with ceti eels...which drives them mad and leads to Terell's eventual suicide.
* Kills Scotty's nephew.
* Kills Spock.
* And from his own perspective before he dies, he kills Kirk and the entire Enterprise. He dies with the warm satisfaction of winning and having his revenge.
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!
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-"sir thier shields are still down"
-"of course,...we are one BIG, HAPPY, FLEET..."
kirk- "this is dame peculiar"
Khan-"raise shields"
Sulu-"sir there raiseng shields"
Khan-"lock phasers"
Sulu-"they're locking phasers"
Kirk-"Raise shields!"
Khan-"FIRE!!!!!!!"
Spock-"too late"
Kirk-" BRACE YOURSELVES!!!!!!!'
'Surely I have made my meaning plain. I mean to avenge myself upon you, Admiral. I deprived your ship of power, and when I swing around I mean to deprive you of your life.'
I do love the way that Scotty takes his half dead nephew up to the bridge first instead of taking him straight to sickbay !!!
Khan-"Adniral..."
Kirk- (to Spock)" keep nodding as if I'm stil giving orders.."
..............
Khan-"ADMIRAL......."
Kirk-" PLEASE.....our bridge is smashed, ...we need more TIME..."
Khan-" TIME is a luxury you do not have............"
Kirk-"I see...."
.............
Khan-"Time's up admiral..."
Kirk-" OK....here it comes....."
"This is Dame Peculiar."
I didn't know Kirk was in drag during that scene.
Learn sumfinj new efery day.
Thanks Baker!
Kirk: If it's me you want, I'll beam myself aboard.
Khan: Well, I hadn't planned on any guests... I only have enough room for my loyal army of genetically altered followers.
Tatoo: We can do it boss.
Khan: Ah... Thank you.
Tatoo: No problem.
Kirk: Nice white tux.
Khan: You must excuse my little old friend... he can be... shall we say... anxious, to be sure.
Kirk: So... I'm not beaming over to save my crew.
Khan: No Kirk, when I swing around I mean to deprive you and all your galant crew's... LIFE! (mwa ha ha ha ha)
Oops... My Bad.
Or should I say...
Murpfgle lipdjcstin gtipding fliptips schlopdfort urp.
People often mistake the effects of "pipe tobacco" as dislexia.
Luckily I'm multilingual and loves me some pipe tobaccy!
HAhaha! KHAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!
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