Thursday, July 13, 2006


Today's "Villain of the Day" is

"I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her: marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet, buried alive. Buried alive.....Do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold? It is very cold in space. To the last, I will grapple with thee.....From hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee."
* Tortures Chekov and Terell with ceti eels...which drives them mad and leads to Terell's eventual suicide.
* Kills Scotty's nephew.
* Kills Spock.
* And from his own perspective before he dies, he kills Kirk and the entire Enterprise. He dies with the warm satisfaction of winning and having his revenge.



Anonymous said...

-"sir thier shields are still down"

-"of course,...we are one BIG, HAPPY, FLEET..."

Anonymous said...

kirk- "this is dame peculiar"

Khan-"raise shields"

Sulu-"sir there raiseng shields"

Khan-"lock phasers"

Sulu-"they're locking phasers"

Kirk-"Raise shields!"


Spock-"too late"


Andrew Glazebrook said...

'Surely I have made my meaning plain. I mean to avenge myself upon you, Admiral. I deprived your ship of power, and when I swing around I mean to deprive you of your life.'

I do love the way that Scotty takes his half dead nephew up to the bridge first instead of taking him straight to sickbay !!!

Anonymous said...


Kirk- (to Spock)" keep nodding as if I'm stil giving orders.."



Kirk-" PLEASE.....our bridge is smashed, ...we need more TIME..."

Khan-" TIME is a luxury you do not have............"

Kirk-"I see...."


Khan-"Time's up admiral..."

Kirk-" it comes....."

Mr. Legs said...

"This is Dame Peculiar."

I didn't know Kirk was in drag during that scene.

Learn sumfinj new efery day.

Thanks Baker!

Rich said...

Kirk: If it's me you want, I'll beam myself aboard.

Khan: Well, I hadn't planned on any guests... I only have enough room for my loyal army of genetically altered followers.

Tatoo: We can do it boss.

Khan: Ah... Thank you.

Tatoo: No problem.

Kirk: Nice white tux.

Khan: You must excuse my little old friend... he can be... shall we say... anxious, to be sure.

Kirk: So... I'm not beaming over to save my crew.

Khan: No Kirk, when I swing around I mean to deprive you and all your galant crew's... LIFE! (mwa ha ha ha ha)

Anonymous said...

sooo mr.legs,..your going to make fun of my dyslexia????, insinsitive ass............your on NOTICE.


Mr. Legs said...

Oops... My Bad.

Or should I say...

Murpfgle lipdjcstin gtipding fliptips schlopdfort urp.

People often mistake the effects of "pipe tobacco" as dislexia.

Luckily I'm multilingual and loves me some pipe tobaccy!

Jen said...