Monday, August 27, 2007

LAW: YOU DON'T SEE STORMTROOPERS' FACES!

The worst thing Lucas did with the Star Wars Prequels was making BOBA FETT a CLONE.... and a clone of that douchesack JANGO FETT. Um, so now the Stormtroopers all look like fucking JANGO? Blashphemy, George.

Ok, that's the worst thing he did BESIDES making the Force a parasitic virus, creating Jar Jar, making Anakin a bitch, Yoda the flipping dancig frog warrior, that short order chef........*grumble grumble*...........

Anyschmoo, look at this new SNOWTROOPER figure. I love the Snowtroopers. Mainly because they are fucking rad. But this new figure..... it... it has the head of Jango... oh god how I hate it... I hate it sooo much... that... it... it... flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, heaving... breathle - , heaving breaths.... Heaving breath...

Grrrr, JIMSMASH!!!

2 comments:

leftyduck said...

Nice Madeline Kahn reference! I love that movie!

Jim said...

Yay! You got it, Leftyduck! Friends forever! :)