Monday, August 27, 2007

AVP 2 TRAILER

Here's the first [R-rated] trailer for AVP2 (now titled "Aliens Vs Predator: Requiem"). The plot involves the "PRED-ALIEN" hybrid from the first movie attacking a small midwest town in the U.S. Predators and other aliens are added to the mix for what will surely be a poopfest.

NOTE: If video no longer available, search for "AVP2 Trailer" on YouTube.... they keep taking it down due to copyright material... because, you know, people watching the trailer across the globe is bad for business.... anyway, search for it, its about 2:22 in length.

I'm very sad to see two of the best "cinema monsters" turned into cliche drivel. Especially the ALIEN, which as you all know is borderline religion for me, so this really hurts me. Why must FOX turn them into trite, slasher-baddies preying on horny teenagers? Expect to see the Predators in HOCKEY MASKS for "AVP THE THIRD". *sigh* This and the GIJOE movie will be the death of me.

And what's with the super lame PRED-ALIEN Hybrid?
It looks like the stupid KENNER ALIEN QUEEN figure from 1992! ARGGGGHHHH!!!!
JIMSMASH!!!!!!

8 comments:

Homie Bear said...

That URL has already been removed, here's another one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGlklVCY-WE

tim said...

Yo, just wait till they remake Alien.
You know it's in the works. They'll put it out right after they remake Jaws.

Jim said...

I may do something drastic if they remake ALIEN or ALIENS....d-r-a-s-t-i-c.

mr. legs said...

They should call this Requiem for Jim's Childhood Dreams...

I'm sorry Jim. Fox is horrible to have done this to you...

Tim said...

I would be ok if they remade Alien 3 into the Earth War series... and pretend the rest never happened.

Jim said...

Tim is a man after my own heart!

crookymike said...

Yeah it'll be shit but I bet we'll all watch it

dr lazarus said...

Love the Jason Predator!