Today blows. I'm coming down with a cold, it's monday and Hollywood is pissing me off something fierce:
Click here to see a clip from X-Men 3. It's abyssmal. Between the bad acting, bad writing, bad directing, bad editing and bad sound, I think they've achieved their goal in killing this franchise. God, the amount of bashing comments within this clip is astonishing.
Click here to see a Coke commercial featuring some new Superman Returns footage. If you crank up the audio, you can hear Christopher Reeve rolling in his grave. If anyone happens to run into Bryan Singer, please kick him in his nuts and yell "JimSmash!!!!"Remake Hell News:
-They are remaking Revenge of the Nerds. Why, you unimaginative Douchebags?!!
-They are remaking Clash of the Titans. Bastards. If I could, I'd release the Kraken upon their dumbass Studio. Bah!
You know, sometimes I'm ashamed to be apart of the Hollywood Poop Machine.