The pain just won't stop.PARAMOUNT has now sold its last shred of soul and has jumped on the "No Talent or Imagination Bandwagon", creating a NEW Division within that will solely develop & produce SEQUELS, PREQUELS and REMAKES.
Top of the list: Beverly Hills Cop, Crocodile Dundee, Clueless, Collateral, Coming to America, Days of Thunder, Deep Impact, Event Horizon, Face/Off, Forrest Gump, Ghost, Grease, Indecent Proposal, Tomb Raider, Mean Girls, Mission: Impossible, School for Scoundrels, Star Trek, The Addams Family, The Brady Bunch Movie, The Italian Job, The Longest Yard, The School of Rock, and Top Gun.
I really don't know if I can be apart of the Hollywood Machine any longer. Anyone interested in hiring a witty hyper-dorky blogger? It's time to make JimSmash my professional career.
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My response to this news can be summed up by the kid at the opening of this clip !
http://tinyurl.com/2tt2fr
Go for it... Do us all a favor and make Jimsmash FULL TIME!! Advertise, do what you have to but we want more SMASH!
Awesome!
I'm working on it... I have "plans"
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Forest Gump????? GREASE?????? TOP GUN???? WTF????? DO yoy REALLY need to re-make or expand upon these movies??????? JEEEZUS F'n CHRIST!!!!!god I'm starting to hate my business.........
You could work for me at the comic book store - but it'd be one HELL of a commute!
I've always wanted to work at a comic book store... or run one myself. One day... one day... seriously, if I can run JimSmash "full time" and work in a comic store... oh man!!! we shall see......
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