And yet another sign of the impending Apocalpyse: Coca-Cola is now selling their newest toxin-in-a-bottle called "Coca-Cola Blak". Apparently it's "Intrigue...sophistication...the fusion of Coke efferfescence with coffee essence premium beverage that will inspire your mind and refresh your mood." WTF? I repeat, WTF??? Who the hell came up with that load of bullshit advertising? Click here to listen. Coke and coffee together? That doesn't sound like sophistication, that sounds like a 1way ticket to diarrehea city. If you heart and liver don't explode first. And look at that packaging? 
It looks more like funky sexy 70s malt liquor.What could possibly be a worse idea in the insane world of Today's beverage? Oh wait, its the return of TAB..... as an energy drink. That's right, TAB (remember that radioactive sludge in the 80s?) is back as "Tab Energy." Look to the skies people. The Horsemen doth approach.
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*thanks, Ali!
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tab and canadian mist. try it. it's one of my friend's favorite drinks. she has the nicest hairy chest around. just kidding. it actually is good!
TAB is from the sixties-seventies maaaaaaaan!!!! I'd thought it was retired by the 80s....I remember that old lady with the B52 used to smoke dem virgini slims and suck down them Tabs and Barc...Super YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow, i didn't realize it lasted on the shelves for so long. I just remember it from the late 70s/early 80s. and that it tasted like toxic waste.
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