THE WEIRD GETS WEIRDER

Ok, I try to stay away from the Celeb gossip stuff as much as possible, but sometimes I just have to share: Jermaine Jackson is telling reporters that his brother, MICHAEL JACKSON, is doing 300-push-ups a day as part of an intensive weight-lifting regiment, with the hopes of becoming more "macho" and revitalizing his career. Awesome.

Personally, I fully endorse the idea of giving MJ tons of steroids. 'Roid that freak out into something this world has never seen before! Look for the newly improved macho-macho-man Freako Jacko soon.
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