Tuesday, March 28, 2006

CONSUMER WHORE

Speaking of total Sellout Corporate Whores.... What is up with Tom Hanks?
I hate to turn this blog into a celeb bashing forum, but this one's really on me brain. First, Hanks did the 2 hour commercial for AOL and Barnes & Noble with the craptastic "You've Got Mail", a multi-layer insulting film turd in its own right. Then he did the FEDEX commercial "Cast Away." Now, he's doing (I shit you not!) "How Starbucks Saved My Life" where he loses his big time business job and ends up working at Starbucks. What the hell? Next just have a porn of Hanks taking it up the ass by a group of corporate suits as he counts his money. Money Shots, that is. Ugh, what happened to you, Tom?

6 comments:

Ali said...

Those evil Moca Frappachinos made him do it!!!!!

Jim said...

Hahahaha!
Hey, btw, I am now officially 3 weeks off of those moca bottles of heaven! Cold turkey, baby! And I've dropped like 5lbs from it! scary!!!

JSV said...

WOW! Not a big follower of TH but you nailed it with that list of movies. I always wondered about that flick, "You Got Mail" as being too much in the venacular of the times. It just seemed so CHEESY! This post taps into the larger theme of how much money does one really need. This guy makes HUGE cash...WHY O WHY would you sell out like this?

Mr. Legs said...

I think Starbucks is yummy! When I go there I feel that I'm a part of a larger community. A community that loves me. Starbucks loves me. Starbucks is love. I am so lov...
(echoing gunshot blast)

breonala@yahoo.com said...

If Soilent Green is people then what is Starbucks product??? I used to talk about the Blockbuster-Erols Zombies....you know the ones with their outstretched arms carrying the bright yellow bags back for a refill...so ya know the guy may have been offered some deal that just can't be turned down with minimal involvement on his part...hope he turns the money over for an Indie or something!

Lisa said...

Who wouldn't sell out for a Frappachino? I would, oh yeah you bet I would.