Monday, March 06, 2006

OSCARS

A few comments about last night's Oscars:

Jon Stewart as Host. Man, he kind of bombed last night, didn't he? Don't get me wrong, I thought he was funny as always, but the audience seemed like they were asleep. All his jokes were met with bland expressions. Did ANYONE want to be there last night? Seriously, were all the guests given rods to insert up their humorless buttholes upon entering the theater?

Wallace & Gromit winning for Best Animation. Hell yeah!!

Phillip Seymour Hoffman FINALLY getting some recognition!!! He is one of my all-time favorite actors. The dude is freaking talented.

Crash won the Best Picture??? Er, ok....

Jennifer Garner tripping and almost eating it! I think that was the highlight of the evening. Plus, WOW - she looked amazing! I could hear Bry fainting and hitting the floor in Boston all the way over here in LA!!!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

No it wasn't rods that were the cause of it, it was the Valium and the Xanax...

I though it was HILARIOUS when Jon Stewart made the joke:

"Martin Scorsese...0 Oscars,
Three 6 Mafia...1 Oscar." LOL!!!!

Jen Garner looked AWESOME!!!!