SHATNER OF A DOWN

JIM WISH #04827:
SHATNER SINGS SYSTEMS OF A DOWN

Oh Mighty Shatner! Ascend to yet another level of pure genius for the Masses! Please, on your next album, cover System Of A Down's "NEEDLE". Imagine the glorious possibilities of hearing that song sung only how Shatner can sing it! Below are excerpts from the song. Imagine, baby! Imagine!!! It would be SPECTACULAR!!!!
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I cannot deny
All the evil traits
And the filling of the crates
When you, do come out
And you slither up to me
In your pimpin majesty
But I cannot grow
Till you eat the last of me
Oh when will I be free
And you, a parasite
Just find another host
Just another stool to post
Cause you
My tapeworm tells me what to do
You
My tapeworm tells me where to go
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey
Pull the tape worm out of me...
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Complete lyrics here.
Thanks, TED!!!!!