Today's HERO OF THE DAY goes to Movie Theater Owners who are trying to convince the Federal Communications Commission to remove the block on jamming cell phones. The plan? To jam cellphones within the theater so assholes can no longer talk on them during the movie.Personally, I say just bring back Ushers... with baseball bats. Someone talks on the phone, they get a baseball bat upside the head and rammed up the ass as they are dragged out of the theater by their genitals. But hey, cell phone jamming could work I guess.
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Aluminum baseball bats!!!!
And you know where that thar cell phone goes!!!!!
YAY YOU GOTS IT!!! RIGHT UP THE WAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Nah. Leave it to crowd control.
The past couple times I've been at a movie and someone's cell phone rings, the audience goes nuts and has basically attacked the guy.
But I do like Jim's idea. Movie attendance would really go up.
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