Today's WHAT THE FUCK? goes to the Capla Kesting Fine Art Gallery in Brooklyn, where they have given Britney Spears her very own "Pro-Life Monument". The asinine life-sized statue celebrates the recent birth of Spears' hillbilly spawn, Sean, and applauds her decision of "placing family before career". Gallery co-director Lincoln Capla says, "A superstar at Britney's young age having a child is rare in today's celebrity culture. This dedication honors Britney for the rarity of her choice and bravery of her decision." What the fuck ever. The official name of the ridiculous statue is "Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston." Look at this thing? Does that make you think of pro-life or pro-family? It looks more like a tribute to a butt porno; "Back Door Hillbilly Adventures, Volume 9: Ready To Drop".
Where to begin in expressing the many many reasons why this pisses me off.....fuck it: JIM SMASH!!!!!!