Friday, August 05, 2011

MILLENNIUM FALCON FOUND?

Apparently they found the MILLENNIUM FALCON at the bottom of the Baltic Sea. Click HERE.

5 comments:

Maker said...

Yes, little known fact. Upon the collapse of The Galactic Empire, Han and lea's relationship grew apart due to stress of her new role, and constant demand as the leader of the New Republic. Saddened and alone, Han and Chewie set out to the far reaches of the Universe seeking new adventure and a fresh start on their lives. while coming out of hyperspace, the Falcon encountered yet another mechanical failure, forcing the pair to ditch on a nearby planet that could sustain life ( Earth ). Stranded here, Han found new life in this primitive world and assimilated into it's society by taking the Name of Indiana Jones, a professor of Archeology and global explorer. He on one occasion, even befriended an immortal who posed as his father. Chewbacca, left his long time friend to settle in the north west Hemisphere known as North America, where he disappeared into obscurity,Occasional to be glanced at by the indigenous population upon chance encounters, who dubbed him "Sasquatch". After forty years on this new planet, Han received a psychic, sub-space transmission from an alien race ( 1977 in earth time). He agreed to meet them them at the location known as " The Devil's tower Monument", a flat beute in Moorcroft Wyoming, where he, and other space travelers/explorers would be picked up.
years past, and han yearned to go back to his adopted home, so Han later Returned to Earth in the year 2019, where he discovered a utopian planet, overcrowded a,d polluted. bitter, and beaten down he chose to live out the rest of his life as a Private Eye/Bounty Hunter looking for rouge synthetic organisms.

Maker said...

* correction.

he discovered a 'Dystopian" society,...

( spell check)

allen etter said...

That would be a great story were it not for the fact that Lando, upon realising he would never score with Leah, stole the Falcon while Han and bride were on honeymoon and crashed it on Earth where he fashioned a life for himself as a ladies man selling malt liquor and staring in a film with Sylvester Stalone and the bald chick from Star Trek the Motion Picture.

Anonymous said...

I think it looks more like the unfinished Death Star...

maker said...

No, you see, Lando, after paying off all of his old Gambling debts, decided to track Han down, so he caught a ride on an Terrain Survey ship that was doing a routine check on the botanical life on Earth around the year 1982. One of the crew members was subsequently left behind and almost died, after losing a bet with Lando, went out beyond the secure Zone.( he was helped by a small earth child in his rescue mission )