You know those Geico commercials with the Caveman? Yeah, I actually think they're pretty funny, too. Well ABC plans to take the concept and turn it into a 30min weekly TV show! Cute commmercials, but doomed TV show, me thinks.
Plus, a good portion of profit should go to PHIL HARTMAN'S estate since he did this joke in 1988 with UNFROZEN CAVEMAN LAYWER:100,000 years ago, a caveman was out hunting on the frozen wastes when he slipped and fell into a crevasse. In 1988, he was discovered by some scientists and thawed out. He then went to law school and became... UNFROZEN CAVEMAN LAWYER
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman." "I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists."
"Your world frightens and confuses me! When I see my image on the security camera at the country club, I wonder, are they stealing my soul? I get so upset, I hop out of my Range Rover, and run across the fairway to the clubhouse, where I get Carlos to make me one of those martinis he's so famous for, to soothe my primitive caveman brain. "
"But there is one thing I do know. When a man like my client slips and falls on a sidewalk in front of a public library, then he is entitled to no less than two million in compensatory damages and two million in punitive damages."
The man was a comedic genius. God I miss him.