STAR TREK VS ALIEN

THE MOMENT WHEN KISS FINALLY & OFFICIALLY DIED

Remember this historical, sad moment.

PREDALIEN CONCEPT BUST

SideShow Collectibles and Amalgamated Dynamics Inc have teamed up to produce Alien/Predator/AVP merchandise. Here is their latest outing: One of their unused Concept Designs for the PREDALIEN seen in the unwatchable AVP-R. You can buy it for $180 here. They've already produced a full-body statue of another unused Predalien concept design (here).

The sculpt & paint job is really nice and while I don't necessarily like this design, I do prefer it to the one that made it up on screen (review).

You all should know by now my disdain for the Predalien, so I'll spare you another regurgitation of my rant.... (if you don't know, click here: HATING THE PREDALIEN).

Instead I thought I'd share with you some JimSmash Hate Mail I received awhile back from "anonymous" regarding the Predalien and my intelligence:

"Fuck you. you couldn't come up with anything that successful. besides the alien-predator-AVP movie s made billions of dollars so obviously someone liked it. oh and JIM SMASH jim also not speak full sentence as jim have 5 brain cell."

Awesome.

*I receive hate mail all the time. Yippie!

THANK THE GODS, THE ALIENS RPG IS DEAD

Obsidian Entertainment has confirmed the ALIENS RPG is officially dead. Based on the above images from the game, I could not be happier!! If you do not understand why I feel that way, you're either new to JimSmash (welcome!) or haven't been paying attention (hmph, Ignorer).

Stop fucking with the designs!
Giger's version is perfect.... (and Stan Winston's).

I blame ALIEN 3. Some douche in Alien3 production introduced to the Alien biology that it takes the form/characteristics of its host. Imagine if a facehugger jumped onto a PLATYPUS. Yeah, thanks.

Time Travel destination #003: 1990 and stop Alien 3 from being made. The "Alien Saga" is then preserved with only 2 movies. "Dream weaver, I believe you can get me through the night!"