THE WORST-LOOKING ALIEN FIGURE : 'ALIEN - EARTH' (NECA)

PUMPKINBURSTER

ALIEN TATTOO OF THE DAY

52TOYS : ALIEN FIGLITE EGG & FACEHUGGER WIND-UP TOY

It's $55
(that includes Trump's Tarriffs surcharge)

Ooof, I want one, but 55-bucks....!

RIPLEY / DUTCH SWITCH-A-ROO

"Get away from her, you ugly son of a bitch!"

"Get to the chopper, or you can kiss all this goodbye!"

Give some more, better quote mashups!

A v E (ALF vs E.T.)

KAUTO HALLOWEEN

by Nothing Happened Today

CHESTBURSTER BARBIE

ALIEN TATTOO OF THE DAY

AVX : ALIEN VS X-MEN

THIS IS FUCKING DUMB:

a) The aliens don't need to take on powers. 

Just give us a good ole X-Men versus Aliens.

b) The Alien wouldn't have metal claws, you dipshits!

They really can't help themselves.

Both 'Alien vs Avengers' and 'Alien vs Captain America' started off great, but then derailed at the end, shitty the bed. Marvel, you don't HAVE to follow the Romulus formula, ya know.

BEHIND-THE-SCENES : ALIENS

C O F F E E

THE LITTLE MERALIEN

by Nothing Happened Today

"I MEMORIZED EVERY LINE, EVERY CURVE..."

ALIEN QUEEN HOTROD

by Tim Feeney

DR APONE

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