LIVE ACTION 'SNOW WHITE' TRUTH

THE NEW ULTIMATE WOLVERINE LOOKS DUMB

Energy Claws? CHECK.

Mortal Kombat mask? CHECK.

Starro costume? CHECK.

"THANKS" RIAN JOHNSON

IT IS...

100% AGREE

YES.

LIEFELD'S 'HEREOES REBORN : CAPTAIN AMERICA' ANATOMY

a) Yes, that ONE 'Heroes Reborn: Captain America' image by Liefeld is ridiculous

b) But I understand what he was going for - Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime. 

c) It's been 25 years - let it go, people

d) Here are some images!

(someone "fixed" the anatomy)

DUMB, INACCURATE MEME

He has two eyes. “Cyclops” is merely his X-Men codename because of the visor. The writer of this meme would know this if they had actually read the fucking comics.

REVELATIONS

I HATE IT WHEN OBI-WAN STRIKES THIS POSE

Maybe if Alec Guinness had done it, it would be ok...

but he DID NOT.

"U-S-A-! U-S-A-! U-S-A-!"

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS SOLICIT MAKE MY EYES ROLL TO THE BACK OF MY EXPLODING HEAD

 Solicit:

'INFINITY SCORE' STARTS HERE! • Felicia Hardy, a.k.a. the Black Cat, is hired to steal the Infinity Stones. • Has anyone told her that these stones are now PEOPLE? • Regardless, Nick Fury will do anything to stop the stone-bearers from being gathered, even if that means taking all nine of Felicia's lives. • Black Cat has been picking away at the corners of the Marvel Universe, but this heist will put her square in the middle... just where she DOES NOT WANT TO BE!

MARVEL COMICS IS SERIOUSLY BEING RUN BY 8 YEAR OLDS

 

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EPISODE 9 NEW LIGHTSABER

GENERATIONS

* SNAP! *

AARRGGHH!!

'X-MEN: BROWN'

Here's Jimmy Hudson, the blonde, teenage son of Ultimate Wolverine (Jimmy Jr has metal claws like his old man), running around in the 616 alongside the time displaced original teen X-Men. He's also now apparently bonded to a "Symbiote" with stretchy symbiotic goo claws.

Next up: "Brother vs Brother": Jimmy vs Daken (Logan's bastard son, who also has claws... and is tattooed yet has a healing factor).

'X-Men: Blue' is an overflowing enema bag.

OVERFLOWING WITH DUMB