Wednesday, March 31, 2010

THEY HATE US ALL: RETURN OF THE PREQUEL "BOBA FETT"

For the most part I enjoy THE CLONE WARS cartoon. In almost every episode, there's always something that's fun and/or cool..... and better than the dreadful live-action Prequels. *(Feel free to refer to my super dorky "How To Watch & Enjoy The Clone Wars" post here). But alas, they just can't leave things alone... they truly hate us all... and really just don't "get it".... yes, the angst-ridden TEENAGE "BOBA FETT" is going to make his debut on the show.

Apparently he's all about REVENGE and wants to kill MACE WINDU for murdering...sigh... his father, JANGO FETT (ugghhh). Besides the fact that we know "Boba Fett" will FAIL in this revengeful attempt (which is lame - Boba always gets his man), to add further insult to injury we have to see his stupid little face again... AND they are bringing back the original Prequel "Boba" actor, DANIEL LOGAN, to do the voice - come on, man... hire JASON WINGREEN (original trilogy Boba Fett voice) to do the voice!

No wait! Scratch that! Let's keep the Original stuff and the Prequel crap as separate from one another as humanly possible. Daniel Logan doing the voice is just fine.

By the way, I have "Boba Fett" in quotes in this post because I simply do not acknowledge the shitty Prequel origin of "Boba Fett". He's not related to Jango... nor is he a goddamn clone... we never saw him as a little brat.... and he has no ties whatsoever to Stormtroopers. Boba Fett was in EMPIRE and that's all. That's right, he wasn't even in JEDI... that was the chode who was running around in copy-armor pretending to be Boba... which explains why he goes out like a chump - Not Boba Fett.

What was I saying again?... oh yeah, prequel "Boba Fett" breaks my heart and makes me sad & angry. Boooo Prequel "Boba Fett". Hissssssssss.....

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

In my mind, the kid is not the original trilogy Boba Fett. In the time between the prequels and a New Hope, Kid Fett encounters a mysterious bounty hunter. This guy kills the kid, disposes of the body and takes the Boba Fett identity.

also Anonymous said...

I'll buy that for a dollar.....

allen etter said...

One wonders how they come up with such original stories...oh wait, revenge because a parent was killed has been done before in Star Wars. I still believe that George Lucas died or was killed shortly after Empire and was replaced buy a look-a-like. All the clues are there on the Abbey Road album to support my theory.

morbo said...

@allen etter: it is clear that George succumbed to the dark side. the utter totality in which the appeal of Fett was turned inside out shows a cold and calculating mind. tis truly the twisted work of sith.

Anonymous said...

Thank God we still have Han.......

Bubbashelby said...

That kid was at WonderCon. I immediately thought of this post when I spotted him sitting at his table.