Saturday, December 25, 2010

JIMSMASH CHRISTMAS VACATION

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!!

Has Santa arrived yet? Did he bring you anything?
Who got coal? Come on, speak up!
I know some of you were naughty.

Hey, so I'll taking some time off... 2 weeks... to concentrate on finish building that working "Darth Vader Meditation Chamber" Bathroom downstairs in the Dork Cave.
So JIMSMASH will be INACTIVE until JANUARY 11th, 2011.... although I'll try and do some posting here and there if possible (no promises).

Everyone have a wonderful rest of 2010 and I will see you in THE FUTURE; 2011!!!!

*just kidding about the bathroom project... although it WOULD be awesome!

Friday, December 24, 2010

CHRISTMAS EVE JOY


*pic via JimSmash Reader "Maker"

INSANE MISSION UPDATE 013

YAY! 3 more books arrived today, thanks to JimSmash Reader FRASER! This brings the total amount of books to 47! Thanks, man!

The books of Shelf 2 have arrived just before Christmas. Maybe you 4 are actually Elves. Sweet.

SHELF #1:
Books 1-41 Buyers listed here

SHELF #2:
Book 42 from Helen & Bree
Book 43 from Helen & Bree
Book 44 from Dennis Thomas
Book 45 from Fraser
Book 46 from Fraser
Book 47 from Fraser

THANKS EVERYONE!!!

TOTAL BOOKS ON SHELF TO DATE: 47
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Want to contribute to the INSANE MISSION! Simply send an amazon.com gift card to jimsmash@gmail.com ($4, 8, 12, 16, etc - see link for further info).

* "What's this about?
"
---> Click HERE.

PULSE RIFLE SIGHTING: S.T.O.P. Vs S.C.U.M.

Sweet! A buddy back East, and fellow ALIENS LOVER, sent me an early Christmas Present: TANK from the Dollar Tree 'S.T.O.P. Vs S.C.U.M.' action figure line.

Check it out: He comes with a PULSE RIFLE as seen in ALIENS!!! And better still, the gun is NON-REMOVABLE which makes it the Greatest Weapon Of All-Time.
Here's Tank, hanging out on my shelf with Boba:
(ha, check out the card-tag attached to the comic-pages wrapped gift)

Thanks, Brent!

ALIEN PUPPETS ! ! !

Made by
You know I want one.
(link)

*thanks Mark W & Oran P!

FANART FRIDAY: LEONARDO DiSKYWALKER

Remember back when EPISODE II was waaay off on the horizons and there were rumors that LEONARDO DiCAPRIO was going to be Anakin? Well someone did a 'shop! And check it - Obi-Wan doesn't have lame hair! The film still would have sucked (thanks again Lucas & McCallum). If only SPIELBERG had directed EPII like he wanted but was declined by Lucas (again, thank you George).

SWEATER OF THE DAY: GALACTUS

Perfect attire for pigging out on Holiday Cookies!
BUY HERE

Thursday, December 23, 2010

INSANE MISSION UPDATE 012

Sweet! Another book arrived thanks to JimSmash Reader DENNIS THOMAS! Which brings the total amount of books to 44. Thanks, Dennis! Shelf #2 is on it's way, baby!

SHELF #1:

Books 1-41 Buyers listed here

SHELF #2:
Book 42
from Helen & Bree
Book 43 from Helen & Bree
Book 44 from Dennis Thomas

(and there's a couple more on their way from other Readers - post coming soon!)

THANKS EVERYONE!!!

TOTAL BOOKS ON SHELF TO DATE: 44
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Want to contribute to the INSANE MISSION! Simply send an amazon.com gift card to jimsmash@gmail.com ($4, 8, 12, 16, etc - see link for further info).

* "What's this about?
"
---> Click HERE.

CAPTAIN AMERICA SURFBOARD

Check out this awesome custom CAPTAIN AMERICA SURFBOARD by NORRIS HOUK (with assistance from dog Buster!).

I love that both versions of the Shield (WWII and Modern) are represented, with the WWII fitting perfectly at the nose!

Kickass, Norris! I want one!

Check out a TIME-LAPSE video of the Prep-Work HERE!

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

CARTOON OF THE DAY: FOX TROT CHRISTMAS COOKIES

*Click image to ENLARGE*

INSANE MISSION UPDATE 011

SHELF #2 BEGINS!! YAY!!

Thanks to generous JimSmash Readers HELEN & BREE! These 2 additions bring the total amount of books to 43!!! By the way, these are the 5th and 6th books they have contributed to the Insane Mission (the other 4 sit on Shelf #1). Thank you Helen & Bree!

SHELF #1:
Books 1-41 Buyers listed here

SHELF #2:
Book 42
from Helen & Bree
Book 43 from Helen & Bree

(and there's a few more on their way from other Readers - post coming soon!)

THANKS EVERYONE!!!

TOTAL BOOKS ON SHELF TO DATE: 43
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Want to contribute to the INSANE MISSION! Simply send an amazon.com gift card to jimsmash@gmail.com ($4, 8, 12, 16, etc - see link for further info).

* "What's this about?
"
---> Click HERE.

5 UPCOMING COMIC COVERS THAT CAUGHT MY EYE

I thought I'd share some covers I saw in the MARCH 2011 Solicitations from Marvel & DC. I chose only 5 to keep it simple....
MAN-THING by Art Adams!

If only it was GREEN or even GRAY HULK.
(dig those inks!)

Sweet GREEN ARROW by Clayton Crain.

Another beautiful BATWOMAN by J.H. Williams III.
(looking forward to the new ongoing)

I love me some DUSTIN NGUYEN Batman.
Please let this be an end to Hush, who I find
one of the worst conceived Bat-Villains.
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Hmmm, all single (for the most part) figure covers.
Interesting....

CYLON TOILET PAPER DISPENSER

Buy me one HERE

Related topic: "Strange Addictions" on TLC

I'll be featured in Season 2!
(you'll have to wait for the addiction reveal)

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

COMIC HOLIDAY CARD

STAR WARS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL FAN THINGIE


If you can endure through the whole thing, there's a few ...entertaining... moments peppered here and there. But I won't fault you if you hit 'stop' at any point.

ALIENS VS LONE RANGER & TONTO

Awesome.
*thanks Timewaster!

Monday, December 20, 2010

2 WEEKS.... 2 WEEKS... 2 WEEKS....

[above: from backup story in Amazing Spider-Man #650 (2010)]

[below: scene from "Total Recall" (1990)]

TRONIZED BOG

We watched FANTASIA this weekend... I hadn't seen it since I was a kid (nearly 30 years ago?!). I never realized how awesome it is. In a related topic, check out this TRONIZED BOG by John Dusenberry (part of a series here, by CalArts Character Animation Students).
*thanks, Shelly!

ALIEN PREQUEL NEWS: GIGER IS ONBOARD

As he should be.
(link)
*thanks Dino, Mark W. and Kama!

Friday, December 17, 2010

DARK SIDE COFFEE

There's simply no stopping the juggernaut that is the Star Wars Merchandising Machine... I give you: STAR WARS COFFEE: DARK SIDE BREW. $15 HERE

FETISH FRIDAY: DAKEN TWILIGHT ;)

(by "Sabretooth")
*this posted dedicated to Maker.

SOME MONDO STAR WARS PICS

(I want this as a ceiling mural)

(I want this print)

Thursday, December 16, 2010

YOUR DAILY AWESOME


The Golden Girls playing D&D with Wil Wheaton in the middle of an iconic D&D bar fight, framed in bacon… --(the Weem)

BLASPHEMY


(you can start at the 0:18 mark)

+5MACE HOLIDAY SALE: COLORING BOOKS

Praise Santa! +5Mace is having a Holiday Sale! You can get BOTH awesome Coloring Books for almost-1/2-OFF (just $6 total)!

Click HERE to order "A F**KING SWEET COLORING BOOK" and "The Only Coloring Book That Will... CHANGE YOUR LIFE" by Nate Carle!

Tell him JIMSMASH sent you for autographed versions at no extra charge!

*actually, all coloring books being sold are already signed, but tell em JimSmash sent you anyway...

EVERY 2000AD COVER IN 4-1/2 MINUTES


Front cover of every issue of 2000AD Weekly comic up to present (from Feb 1977 to December 2010)

The 2000AD themed soundtrack medley includes:
2000AD by The Rezillos
Hanging out with Halo Jones by Transvision Vamp
Mutants in Mega-City 1 by The Fink Brothers (Madness)
Meag-City 3 by Spizzenergi 2
I am the Law by Anthrax


*thanks, Johnny!

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

ZORRO & LONE RANGER CROSSOVER

Huh, interesting.... in an upcoming 5-issue mini-series ZORRO and THE LONE RANGER have a crossover, with Zorro DYING and The Lone Ranger going on quest for Revenge/Justice (your pick).

The solicit reads: "One of comicdom's first and greatest heroes, Zorro, will have fallen in battle, sacrificing his life to save his people. Upon learning of this tragedy, it falls unto the future hero of the Wild West, The Lone Ranger, to avenge the death!"

and writer Andy Parks says, "This series isn't just about the death of Zorro, though. It's about the enormous legacy that he leaves behind. When a hero dies, he leaves behind a legion of people that have been touched by his deeds. In this case, Zorro's legacy has touched a young Lone Ranger. Unfortunately, the bad guys that have ended Zorro's life are a small but powerful army who plan on continuing to victimize the Native Americans Zorro was trying to help. Zorro's legacy, even as embodied by The Lone Ranger, may not be enough to defeat this army of renegade Civil War bushwhackers."





No interior artist has been named yet, but I'd love it if John Cassaday was the one (highly doubtful). "DEATH OF ZORRO" debuts in March 2011, from Dynamite Entertainment. I'll be checking it out... but probably in a collected format.

Previous Lone Ranger Comic post.

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