Bush held a press conference today in response to yesterday's election and Rumsfeld stepping down. Bush kept it short and to the point:"The Democratic Party will no longer be of any concern to us. I am hereby dissolving the Senate & House of Representatives permanently. The regional governors now have direct control over their territories. Fear will keep the local states in line. Fear of, well, everything; Terrorism, Bird Flu, Gay Marriage, Evolution Theories, etc.
In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, America will be reorganized into the first Republican Empire, for a safe and secure society!"----------------------------------------------
*this joke was stolen from Jason.
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