Friday, February 10, 2006

BIONIC HELP, PLEASE

There's something that's been bothering me lately. Something very sad, depressing and tragic. Perhaps you have seen it. Perhaps you, too, have felf the same. What I'm talking about is the "Sleep Number" bed commercials, starring Lindsay Wagner. Seeing her in that horrible infomercial breaks my heart, man. She's the freaking BIONIC WOMAN for crissakes! We as a people, as a Nation, should never have allowed her to fall so low. Watching her do that commercial is like walking down the street and seeing your Aunt homeless begging for food and money. No, we cannot allow this. So I propose we start a "Save Lindsay Wagner" campaign and get her the financial help she so desperately needs. Or, get Quentin Tarantino to put her in one of his movies. HELP SAVE THE BIONIC WOMAN!!!!!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is truely sad...but as a "bionic woman" she must have needed about 4 times the amount of Pharmacuticals, Liquor, and Coke that a normal woman would use! She was surrounded with bad dealers and handlers and doctors!Thus you see the delema...Hey she's sellin um not usin um to make her cash at least!!!!! Where is Lois Lane???

Lisa said...

The show just needs to be put onto DVD so she has a new stream of income.

Anonymous said...

yeah, I saw the ad and was saddened by it, too. Bionic Woman was great - better than 6mil Man, IMO.