Friday, October 26, 2007

AVP-R PRED-ALIEN IS DUMB

I fucking knew it. I was told by many to "have faith" that they'd do it right..... Well here's the first look at the PRED-ALIEN from AVP-R (AVP2). It looks like some lame intergalactic space alien Hulk Hogan fights.... with fucking dreadlocks. The body looks like Pumpkinhead.... the mandibles are waaaay too fucking big...the chest looks like cheap halloween body armor and don't even get me started on the dreadlocks. I blame whoever put into ALIEN 3 the idea the Alien takes on characteristics of its host. I feel the Alien is what it is, and looks the same regardless of its host. BAH!!!!!!

Seriously, I have had fucking enough of this shit! What was once the best creature ever created and a series that borderlined on religion for me, has now been turned into B-Movie drivel. Nice Rasta Pumpkinhead, assholes. Eat shit and rot.

To think I was almost considering seeing this turd for fun.
I'm raging.... all life in the universe must be destroyed.

8 comments:

Woobot said...

sorry bro... what a downer... and right before Halloween too... poop!

Scott King said...

You know you'll still see it anyway.

Jim said...

I truly want to fight it and not see it in the theater... don't want to contribute to the sales....maybe I'll sneak in... however, I may see it just to smash it... but then again, it'll just make me sad and angry :(

Andrew Glazebrook said...

That looks like a fucking abortion !! Jeez they really know how to screw stuff up !!

Scott King said...

What a second...

If this is the new hybrid, does that mean there is an alien/predator sex scene earlier in the movie, before this thing is born?

Cause that would be really really gross.

Fraser Lovatt said...

Jim - I just wish that Shuset or Gordon Carroll or Walter Hill or whoever is supposed to be responsible for the Alien franchise these days reads your site and realises what a horrible mess the series has become. The puts a shotgun to their mouth shortly after signing the whole thing over to Cameron and Ridley Scott.

allen said...

Wow...that...sucks...it's so plastic...it...it...it...just sucks...I can't...wow...it sucks...I can not get my mind to...wow...poop on film...it...how does this even come close to being anything even close to ALIEN!?!?!?!?!?!...

wow...it...s...can I say it sucks...


I hope this killz the franchise and it startz a knew...kause...(drool) doo to brain hemorage - mispeltx i knoew ckause thuh immaje hasz kauset my braiin two meldt...-I am...dun...

end!

tim said...

you think this sucks tailpipe? just wait till Alien vs Predator vs Terminator..