Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles!
"Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books, but with some slight changes so these books are family friendly; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings!" -- Grace Ann
Excerpts:
"What
is a Christian?" Harry queried innocently; and scuffed his shoe on the
shaggy, yellow carpet which had not been vacuumed in quite some time.
"Christians are people who want to be good," Hagrid explained wisely.
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Hagrid laughed wisely. "Evolution is a fairytale. You don't really believe that, do you?"
"Yes, I do!" Aunt Petunia screeched.
"Well then prove it!"
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"You're a Christian now, Harry!" Hagrid cried proudly.
read more HERE (don't)"Christians are people who want to be good," Hagrid explained wisely.
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Hagrid laughed wisely. "Evolution is a fairytale. You don't really believe that, do you?"
"Yes, I do!" Aunt Petunia screeched.
"Well then prove it!"
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"You're a Christian now, Harry!" Hagrid cried proudly.
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