Spielberg has revealed that in the next INDIANA JONES movie, there will be actual aliens (UFOs) in them... and that they will be the same aliens from CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND. So now I guess Indiana Jones takes place within the same "universe/world" as Close Encounters. Ugh. This got me thinking, why not just go for it and connect em all and destroy everything in one swoop? Something like this....CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND: SPECIAL EDITION REDUX.
At the end of the movie, the UFO lands and the door opens. Out come the small alien creatures... who are now digitally replaced with the E.T. aliens!!!!! Then a tall human figure steps off the ramp and its INDIANA JONES, only younger!! But wait... yes he has the HAT on, but his clothes look different, yet familiar... OMG, its HAN SOLO!!! The aliens must have made the old-Indiana (from IndyIV) YOUNG again, ala COCOON! The true origin of HAN SOLO FINALLY REVEALED!!! It makes sense since the E.T. aliens were also seen in STAR WARS EPISODE II!! In Indiana Solo's hand is his trusty whip and the MAP to the famed ONE-EYED WILLY's hidden treasure - the treasure, he and his uncle CHESTER had embarked upon before being abducted by the E.T. aliens. Meanwhile, in the background, ROY NEARY clutches in excitement a giant great white SHARK TOOTH he recoverd from a fierce battle in AMITY years ago when he was a young, up-and-coming marine biologist! They then all hold hands and break out into a classic LUCAS SONG-N-DANCE number!
....and then they fly off to fight the PREDALIEN....
....but with WALKIE-TALKIES instead of GUNS.
You can see them doing this.
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This is the first I've heard of this!
They should just make Indiana Jones, Close Encounters, ET, and Star Wars the same universe. I mean weren't ET's already in the prequels? Plus if it was all the same universe then Han Solo could be Indiana Jones' ancestor!
But still this is the first I've heard of this. I thought the movie was about a crystal skull and I swear I've read spoilers and none hinted at aliens. Maybe its just a small cameo in the background or maybe the website got it wrong.
That was me. I don't know why it said I was anonymous.
"They should just make Indiana Jones, Close Encounters, ET, and Star Wars the same universe. I mean weren't ET's already in the prequels? Plus if it was all the same universe then Han Solo could be Indiana Jones' ancestor!"
Isn't that what Jim said in his post?
Sorry that sounded mean.
But I was sincere and Jim was being sarcastic.
And it will be in 3-D!
ha! nice!
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